"You look nice today. Kinda like the wicked witch."
"She just has the things that you don't... I'm attracted to her."
"You have a terrific personality; you are a great girl... you just aren't pretty enough to actually date."
"Just because he's seeing someone else doesn't mean that you are not a great girl..."
Funny, right?
Right.
Haha, reminds me of the gems my boyfriend comes out with.
ReplyDelete*Before big night out*
"Do I look okay in this?"
*boyfriend pauses for a moment*
"Mmm.."
"What?"
"You've put on a bit of weight recently."
Great. Thanks babe!